B R U M A C: 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Friday, December 9, 2011

Play Your Own F*&king Game! (Script)

tactical insertion, noob tubes, claymores, the specialist that includes assassin pro....I'm not camping, I'm resting...Besides why u mad about my playstyle, play ur own fucking game!

I love it when teammates see my tactical insertion and kill it because they don't approve of my playstyle. Go fuck yourself your mother was a goat! If you don't like getting sprayed in the face with XM25 grenades then go play fucking skyrim snapper head. I'm sure you have some moose to kill and alot of walking around to do in that game. I mean every fat kid in America is attempting to achieve the MOAB to post to youtube. I guess its some sort of right of passage for these zit infested pvr toting fuck nuggets. MOAB this, MOAB that, fuck your MOAB, fuck your butter knife tooth pick tossin' dubstep montages, fuck your killstreak whoring in objective games, fuck better players that never support their team and fuck your xmas, and as a matter of fact fuck MW3...I'm putting my tactical insertion down, patrolling an area and I don't give a fuck what you do... U wanna lay in the grass and snipe, go for it, wanna run around the map at lightning speed tossing your little knife, have fun, get chopper after chopper kill while using a sniper rifle with an acog scope and call it skill, have fun ya dorito chompin' mountain dew guzzling fat fucktard, I'll be over in that corner spraying grenades while you run by me calling me an unskilled noob bitch, but guess what I didn't need my fat underpaid mom to accompany me to gamestop - who just wants to get you a copy of MW3 to babysit your ass while she watches her reruns of "Say Yes To The Dress" and smacks down tv dinners because she's too fucking lazy to cook a decent meal while your Dad considers divorce - this is all considering if she has enough money for two tv's of course.. I mean she will be watching her stupid Wedding Dress show while you play on the other tv...Probably the only time you'll bump into each other is when you have to take a major shit because u pumped too many fucking doritos in your system and you only have 1 bathroom. I've stopped caring when I see a wookie in a corner spraying down the opponents while there is 100 or more golden dog tags to collect, does he want them? No he wants his little chopper or reaper to get an amazing KD. Know what I'll pick up those dog tags, no problem, I'll be at the top of the leaderboards with 0 kills 31 deaths and a fucking smile on my face. Don't like my playstyle because I like to spam grenades. Well my eyes aren't as attuned like a 12 year old thats never sprayed his man sauce before, I wish someone would have told me masterbation would make u go blind a little earlier! But then again I don't need to explain myself to a fat greedy P&J sammich eating dorito cracklin' fucktard like yourself. I'm older and I've paid my own way, so the game is there for me to play it as I want to, not what some asshat who likes to put buttons in their gamer tag. Look at me guys I edited my gamertag to have cool looking buttons in it, just like your XBOX controller, aint I smart? No, your a fucking moron.... Everybody already knows that you can copy your profile to a thumbdrive and edit your gamertag, sorry secret is out...Your a quickscoping, tooth pick tossing, turd face that has school tomorrow, so fuck off, fuck you and have a shitty xmas....oh and if your like me, wanting to play the game how you want to without judgment from 10 angry kids who think your ruining their gaming experience, tell em Brumac sent me bitch!